A Nintendo Fansite

(by hoogiman, contributions by tikitikirevenge)

“Last time, on A Smashy Amazing Race,” said Master Hand. “Ten teams departed on the second leg of a race around the world!
“Alliances were quickly formed! Fox and Roy, and Ganondorf and Bowser travelled together for most of the leg!
“Bowser and Ganondorf split apart from Fox and Roy, and surged ahead of the back, quickly finishing all of their tasks, which made them come first for the leg!
“A lucky toss from Peach, knocked Pichu off their tandem bicycles! Mewtwo arrived earlier, but without Pichu checking in, had to be eliminated from the race!
“Will relationship problems for Samus and Falcon, and Zelda and Donkey Kong continue, and will it make them perform worse? Can Mario and Peach drag out of last place, and avoid possible elimination?
“Nine teams remain, who will be eliminated next?”

 

The Teams:

Zelda and Donkey Kong (The Emotionally Incompetent)
Fox and Roy (The Weirdos)
Kirby and Jigglypuff (The Puffballs)
Link and Marth (The Swordsmen)
Ness and Yoshi (The Nerds)
Bowser and Ganondorf (The Aggros)
Peach and Mario (The Stupids)
Samus and Falcon (The Couple)
Popo and Young Link (The Kids) 

 

“Bowser and Ganondorf, who arrived at 5:20 AM, will depart at 5:20 PM!”

 

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 1st Place

“We’ve got one minute ahead of the puffballs,” said Bowser, opening the clue. “So this leg is really going to be a tight one.”

Ganondorf read the clue.

“You must now make your way on foot, to the historic, ‘Sauria Dinosaur Museum’. There, you will receive your next clue,” read Ganondorf. “You have 150 dollars for this leg of the race, good luck.”

 

“Teams must find a map of the area, and on foot, walk a kilometre to the historical ‘Sauria Dinosaur Museum’,” said Master Hand, “This museum has the largest collection of extinct dinosaur bones, and is a well known tourist attraction. What teams don’t know is that this place closes at 6:00 PM, so those who depart before this time could get a big head start on those who are after!”

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
2nd to Depart: 5:21 PM

“You must now make your way on foot, to the historic, ‘Sauria Dinosaur Museum’. There, you will receive your next clue,” read Kirby.

Kirby put away the clue in his bag, and then looked at Jigglypuff.

“How are we going to find a map of the area?” asked Kirby.

“Iggly Buff Ig, Jigglypuff, Jig!” said Jigglypuff. “We could go into the hotel and

find a map!”

“Good idea, Jigs!” said Kirby.

Kirby and Jigglypuff scampered into the hotel.

 

Kirby
Interview after Leg

“I see my cuteness as a privilege, not a right,” said Kirby.

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
Kirby started crying.

“I can’t find my way to the dinosaur museum!” cried Kirby.

“Aww, there, there,” said a stranger nearby, comforting Kirby.

“Can you help me find the way to the dinosaur museum?” asked Kirby.

“Okay,” said the stranger, smiling.

 

Kirby
“So I tend not to try and abuse my cuteness,” said Kirby, “Because anyone that would do that is cheap and a cheater.”

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
“Oh, while you’re at it, can you clearly mark out the locations on the map that will help us get to our destination quicker, also mark any local hazards and places that could hold us up time-wise, and say, is that a steak?”

 

Samus and Falcon
3rd to Depart: 5:25 PM

“You must now make your way on foot, to the historic, ‘Sauria Dinosaur Museum’. There, you will receive your next clue,” read Samus.

“You know,” said Falcon, slyly, “I think you’re secretly in love with me, and do you know why? Because-”

Samus put something over Falcon’s mouth.

“It’s a home made invention,” said Samus, “a choking device. The more you try and talk, the deeper the device gets lodged down your throat.”

“Mmuy mmon’t mmink mmsoo!” said Falcon’s muffled voice. “Mmin mmfact-”

The device forced its way down Falcon’s throat, destroyed his windpipe and lodged itself very deep inside one of his lungs.

Falcon died.

“Heh,” said Samus.

 

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 1st Place

“Excuse me, miss,” said Bowser, tapping on a woman’s back.

The woman turned around, and then noticed that Bowser was three times bigger than her. The woman ran away.

“Why won’t anyone listen?” said a frustrated Bowser. “That’s the fifth person that’s run away!”

Bowser noticed Kirby and Jigglypuff getting helped by the same woman.

“I know!” said Bowser, “We have to look cute!”

Bowser ran into a nearby costume shop, and put on a pony costume.

Some Saddle Club fans clinged on Bowser, pulling him to the ground.

“HELP!” screamed Bowser.

“It’s that pony!” yipped one of them.

“Yippee!” yelled another.

“I preferred it when we assaulted people,” said Ganondorf.

“ARGH!” screamed Bowser.

“Yeah, those times sure were good,” said Ganondorf.

Bowser got mauled to death.

 

Zelda and Donkey Kong
4th to Depart: 5:50 PM

“You must now make your way on foot, to the historic, ‘Sauria Dinosaur Museum’. There, you will receive your next clue,” read Zelda.

“I got this map beforehand in the hotel of the area, so we can get there quick!” said Zelda, to Donkey Kong.

“Okay, we’re set!” said Donkey Kong.

“Okay then, all set,” said Zelda,

“All set,” said Donkey Kong.

“All set,” slightly hesitantly, “To spend another whole day, with you-”

“Yeah…” said Donkey Kong, nervously, “I like spending time with you.”

“You- You do?” said Zelda, hopefully.

“Uh- Uh- what I was meaning to say was… uh…”

“What?” shouted Zelda, “You don’t like me?”

“I- I didn’t mean it that way!”

Both started crying.

 

WTF Chicken
“I never got this joke, I mean it’s been used about fifteen times already, and I don’t find it funny I don’t see that anyone in this whole universe would find this running gag funny at all, and any that do should be shot!”

 

Rofl Pony
“Blubberfish.”

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
Currently in 1st Place

“Here’s the museum!” said Kirby, running with Jigglypuff outside the dinosaur museum.

Kirby looked at the opening times sign.

“Whoa,” said Kirby, “We made it in here by ten minutes, this place closes at six!”

Kirby and Jigglypuff ran in, and searched for the clue box.

“Jig Iggly Ig!” said Jigglypuff. “There it is!”

Kirby opened a clue.

“You must now make your way to Corneria!” read Kirby.

 

“Teams must now drive, using one of these marked cars, to a nearby space shuttle station, and book a charter flight!” said Master Hand. “Once there, teams must take a taxi to the ‘Sunshine Shopping Complex’, and sell 50 posters each of themselves and autograph them! Once they do that, teams will be handed their next clue.”

 

“You must drive two kilometres to the nearby space shuttle station and board on one of four charter flights!” read Kirby.

Kirby put the clue in his bag.

“Okay, let’s go!” said Kirby.

 

Fox and Roy
5th to depart: 5:52 PM

“Hey, is that Zelda and Donkey Kong up there?” said Roy, pointing to a figure on the horizon.

“I think it is,” replied Fox. “Let’s follow them!”

 

Samus and Falcon
Currently in 2nd Place

“Okay, there’s the place!” said Falcon.

“Wait...” said Samus, “If you choked to death in the last paragraph that we mentioned, how come you’re alive and breathing properly now?”

“Oh, don’t worry, when characters are killed here,” said Master Hand, “They’ll come back alive again! Just like in the cartoons!”

“Then what about Luigi?” asked Samus, “He was dead! Nana went to jail!”

“Well… uh… uh… uh… uh…” said Master Hand.

“Well…?” said Samus.

Master Hand said, “Luigi died because… okay, fine, I don’t know! Maybe, maybe they didn’t really die and it was just a trick so we could show some ads and get more ratings!”

Samus shrugged. “I guess,” she said.

“Also,” said Master Hand, “nobody cares about Luigi. Next paragraph!”

 

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 3rd Place

“Hey, there’s Samus and Falcon coming out of the museum!” said Ganondorf, running down a road.

Bowser and Ganondorf sprinted up to the museum door.

“Whoa, we made it by three minutes,” said Ganondorf, looking at the sign.

“Hey, there’s the clue box!” said Bowser, pointing to the clue box.

Bowser ran over, and opened the clue.

“You must now make your way to Corneria!” read Bowser. “You must drive two kilometres to the nearby space shuttle station and board on one of four charter flights! Once there, you must sell autographed posters of yourselves in the ‘Sunshine Shopping Complex’ to receive your next clue.”

 

Zelda and DK
Currently in 4th Place

“Oh no!” said Donkey Kong, spotting a sign ahead. “The place closes in two minutes! We’ve gotta run!”

 

 

Fox and Roy
Time until closing time: 1:33

“Hurry Fox, we’ve only got a minute left!” said Roy.

“Never fear!” said Fox, “I have these jetpacks!”

Roy looked closer.

“Fox, these aren’t jetpacks, these are handbags!” said Roy, angrily.

“Oh,” said Fox.

“Can we make believe?” asked Fox, in a kiddy voice.

“No!” said Roy, annoyed.

“You know why you’re angry?” shouted Fox, suddenly changing personality, “Because you’re a wimp! Tough men don’t get angry!”

Fox made a violent tantrum, damaging the fauna nearby permanently.

 

Wtf Chicken
“But… but…”

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
Currently in 1st Place

“Jigs, are you sure you can drive?” asked Kirby, sitting in the passenger seat.

“Jig Iggly Ig!” said Jigglypuff. “I can drive!”

“But you can’t see!” said Kirby. “All you’re doing is pressing the break and accelerate buttons! You’re not holding the steering wheel!”

“Jig Iggly Ig!” said Jigglypuff, slightly angrily. “I can drive myself!”

Jigglypuff ran a red light, and narrowly missed death when many cars broke and piled up on top of each other.

“Are you sure?” said Kirby, worriedly. “It’s not very safe!”

“Jig Ig Iggly Ig!” said Jigglypuff, angrily “I can manage!”

Jigglypuff cut another red light, and a truck passed straight over them.

“Luckily we’re in a small car,” said Kirby, anxiously.

“Jig Iggly Ig, Jiggly Ig Puff Ig!” said Jigglypuff, angrily. “I told you already, Kirby, I can drive!”

Jigglypuff cut right in front of several cars, suddenly broke, and then reversed (against traffic) into the space shuttle station.

Kirby stumbled out of the car.

“Here’s the sign up sheet!” said Kirby, pointing to a sign.

Kirby wrote down his name on the sheet.

“We’re on the first charter flight, leaving at 6:00 AM in the morning,” said Kirby.

Kirby and Jigglypuff
1st on 6:00 AM Charter Flight

 

Samus and Falcon
Currently in 2nd Place

Samus and Falcon ran into the flight centre.

“We’re on the first charter flight, along with the puffballs,” said Samus.

Samus and Falcon
2nd on 6:00 AM Charter Flight

 

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 3rd Place

“Hey, there’s the flight centre!” said Bowser.

“Let’s roll!” said Ganondorf.

Bowser and Ganondorf walked in.

“Hey, we’ve got the final spot on the first flight!” said Ganondorf.

Bowser and Ganondorf
Last on 6:00 AM Charter Flight

 

Zelda and Donkey Kong
Currently in 4th Place

“Okay, let’s go!” said Donkey Kong, hopping into the car.

Donkey Kong tugged the seatbelt, ripping it.

“Oops… my bad…” said Donkey Kong.

Zelda tried to open the boot, but it wouldn’t budge. She forced it open, and found out the engine was actually in the back.

“These cars are shoddy!” said Zelda.

The steering wheel fell off.

Donkey Kong took out his mobile phone, and called Master Hand.

“Master Hand, are you sure these cars work?” asked Donkey Kong, turning on the ignition.

“Uh… yeah…” replied Master Hand nervously, “Work…”

“Are you sure these cars are real Ferraris?” asked Donkey Kong. “There’s only one gear!”

“Uh…” said Master Hand, back at the station.

Master Hand looked at a producer nearby.

“Hey… can you dub over all of that, to make a promo for my new tournament?” asked Master Hand.

“Okay,” said the producer.

 

Zelda and Donkey Kong
Currently in 4th Place

“Hey, have you heard about that new tournament?” said Donkey Kong in a very monotonous voice which was obviously dubbed, hopping into the car.

Donkey Kong tugged the seatbelt, ripping it.

“Yes, I’ve heard about the new tournament,” said Donkey Kong, in a girl’s voice.

Zelda tried to open the boot, but it wouldn’t budge. She forced it open, and found out the engine was actually in the back.

“You better catch it on Sunday at 8:30PM!” said Zelda with the voice of the guy that dubbed Donkey Kong originally.

The steering wheel fell off.

 

Master Hand
“Wait… WTF?” asked Master Hand. “That didn’t make any sense whatsoever! Why did Donkey Kong’s voice change? To a girl’s voice? And why was Zelda given a guy’s voice?”

 

Wtf Chicken
“And now for the long awaited punch line that you have just been begging to see.”

 

 

 

 

“The dub was so bad, it makes me – rub-a-dub-dub!”

 

Rofl Pony

“I find lots of stuff funny, but even I know that that joke sucked.”

 

Wtf Chicken

“Well… stfu.”

 

Zelda and Donkey Kong
1st on 6:45 AM Charter Flight

“Okay, we’ve got the 6:45 flight. We missed out going with the other teams, so we’re an hour behind.” said Zelda.

 

Fox and Roy
2nd on 6:45 AM Charter Flight

“Okay, we’re on the second charter flight!” said Fox.

 

Ness and Yoshi
6th to Depart: 6:34 PM

“Okay,” said Ness, opening the clue, “Let’s roll!”

“You must now make your way on foot, to the historic, ‘Sauria Dinosaur Museum’. There, you will receive your next clue,” read Ness.

“Yoshi, Yoshi!” said Yoshi. “Okay, let’s go!”

 

Popo and Young Link
7th to Depart: 6:41 PM

“You must now make your way on foot, to the historic, ‘Sauria Dinosaur Museum’. There, you will receive your next clue,” read Popo.

“Hey!” said Young Link, mischievously. “I had an idea just before we left, and it looks like it could help us beat the other teams!”

Young Link put up a sign a few metres away from the pit stop, entitled, “Sauria Dinosaur Museum”. He then proceeded to put a bundle of fake clues into there.

“That’s never going to work,” said Popo, sceptically.

“Hide, quick!” said Young Link, jumping into some bushes nearby.

 

Link and Marth
8th to Depart: 6:43 PM

“You must now make your way on foot, to the historic, ‘Sauria Dinosaur Museum’. There, you will receive your next clue,” read Link.

“Hey!” said Marth, pointing. “There’s the dinosaur museum!”

“Wow,” said Link, “that’s not much of a museum, it’s just a sign!”

“Misleading advertising,” said Marth.

“Yeah, I know!” said Link. “And there aren’t any fossils here, there’s just dirt!”

“Maybe you have to find the fossils yourself. It’s like a treasure hunt,” replied Marth.

“Yay! Treasure Hunt!” said Link.

“In a swordsman-like way,” said Link.

“Oh!” said Roy, suddenly understanding everything.

Link walked over to Young Link’s fake clue box, and opened a clue.

“You must now stay here for sicks ours,” read Link.

Link read the clue more carefully.

“Hey! Six is spelt wrong! And so is hours!” said Link.

“Oops!” said Young Link, running out of the bushes, using a marker pen to correct his mistakes.

“Better,” replied Link.

Young Link ran back into the bushes.

Link thought about that for a while.

“Hey! Wait a minute! Young Link tricked us!” said Link.

Link looked around, and saw a guilty looking Young Link, blushing.

“This isn’t the real dinosaur museum!” said Link, angrily. “The direction that all of the locals are pointing who are trying to get onto television is the real dinosaur museum!”

 “Curses!” screamed Young Link.

Young Link swore a lot in Hyrulian.

“Wait!” said Young Link, thinking up a new idea. “I’ve got a better idea!”

Popo sighed.

 

Peach and Mario
Last to Depart: 6:50 PM

“You must-a now make your way on foot, to the historic, ‘Sauria Dinosaur Museum’. There-a, you will receive your next clue,” read Mario.

“Let’s go!” said Peach.

Mario noticed some trip wire on the ground.

“Haha!” said Mario. “Nice-a try Young Link! You couldn’t trip-a old Mario this time! We’re-a too smart for you, idi-”

Peach tripped over the wire, and landed face first on the ground.

“Yes!” said Young Link, doing a hi-five with Popo.

“Ow-a!” said Peach.

Everybody chuckled.

“But-a seriously, how do you think tripping us over is going to help you do better in this race? I mean it will take us-a only five seconds to get back up again!” said Mario.

“Well… uh… uh…” said Young Link.

“Shut up!” said Young Link angrily, running away and crying.

Mario looked at Popo expectantly.

“I have no idea,” said Popo. “Uh… Peach… go hide in a bush.”

Peach ran off and hid in a bush.

“Peach! What are you doing?” shouted Mario, running off after her.

Popo ran off to catch up with Young Link.

 

Ness and Yoshi
Currently in 6th Place

“What?” said Ness, angrily, “This place opens at six-thirty?”

“Yoshi, Yoshi Yoshi!” said Yoshi. “I guess we’ll have to camp here tonight.”

 

Back in the studios…
“Can we eliminate Ness and Yoshi now?” asked Master Hand, impaitiently. “They are so boring!”

“Uh… no…” replied the producer, “Our budget is too small, and you spent all of the excess money on co-hosts!”

“Well,” reported RoyLover8008!1, “DK is hungry.”

“Well, at least they’re reporting us valuable information!” said Master Hand, desperately.

 

Link and Marth
Currently in 7th Place

“This place opens at 7:00 in the morning!” said Link.

“Do you want to go to our pit stop hotel?” asked Marth.

“Okay,” said Link.

 

6:00 AM Charter Flight
“Kirby and Jigglypuff, Samus and Falcon and Bowser and Ganondorf are on the first Charter Flight to Corneria!” said Master Hand.

 

6:30 AM
Dinosaur Museum Opens

 

Young Link and Popo
Currently in 6th Place

“Come on!” said Young Link, running into the museum.

Popo looked around for the clue box, and opened a few doors in the process.

“Here it is!” whispered Popo, taking the clue.

 

Ness and Yoshi
Currently in 7th Place

“Yoshi! Yoshi up herr Yoshi herr!” said Yoshi. “Look! Young Link and Popo have the clue!”

Ness ran into a room full of gigantic dinosaur skeletons, and grabbed a clue from the clue box.

 

Peach and Mario
Currently in 8th Place

“There’s the clue!” said Peach, running towards where the other two teams were.

 

Popo
“You must now make your way to Corneria!” read Popo.

 

Ness
“You must drive two kilometres to the nearby space shuttle station and board on one of four charter flights!” read Ness.

 

Mario
“Once there, you must-a sell autographed posters of yourselves in the ‘Sunshine Shopping Complex’ to receive your next clue,” read Mario.

“I’m a popular princess!” said Peach. “So we should sell those posters easily!”

A gigantic dinosaur skeleton collapsed, crushing Mario.

“HELP!” shouted Mario.

“I’m a popular princess!” said Peach. “So we should sell those posters easily!”

 

Link and Marth
Currently in Last Place

“We decided to go slightly earlier,” said Link, narrating to the camera, “So we’re going to get there at 6:40 AM, so we can be there if the place opens earlier.”

“Look at that!” said Marth, pointing to Young Link and Popo running into a car, “It’s already open!”

“Curses!” shouted Link, running up to the front door of the museum.

“Link!” said Marth, angrily. “The place opens at 6:30 AM, not 7:00 AM!”

“Curses!” said Link, angrily, “We’re now behind the other teams!”

 

6:45 AM Charter Flight
“So it’s just us,” said Roy, boarding onto the ship, “and Zelda and Donkey Kong on this flight. I’m just glad none of the morning teams made it.”

 

Ness and Yoshi
Currently in 7th Place

“Yoshi!” said Yoshi. “Run!”

Ness and Yoshi ran into the airport.

“We’re first on the 7:30 Charter Flight!”

Ness and Yoshi: 1st on 7:30 AM Charter Flight

 

Young Link and Popo
2nd on 7:30 AM Charter Flight

“I do hope the uncos make the other spot on the flight,” said Young Link, “Because if the uncos will surely finish worse than us, and if Link and Marth are 45 minutes behind us, we’re sure not to be eliminated.”

 

Peach and Mario
Last on 7:30 AM Charter Flight

“We’re-a here before the swordsmen, Peach!” said Mario, happily, writing his name down on the charter flight booking sheet.

 

Link and Marth
1st on 8:15 AM Charter Flight

“Drat,” said Link, “I should have read the sheet more carefully last night. That way we wouldn’t be behind everyone else!”

 

“All teams are now on their way to Corneria!” said Master Hand. “Kirby and Jigglypuff, Samus and Falcon and Bowser and Ganondorf are on the 6:00 AM flight, which will land at 1:00 PM local time!

“Fox and Roy and Zelda and Donkey Kong are on the 6:45 AM flight, which will arrive at 1:45 PM local time!

“Ness and Yoshi, Young Link and Popo and Peach and Mario are on the 7:30 AM flight, which will stop at the hub, Sector Z before landing in Corneria at 2:45 PM local time!

“Link and Marth are the only teams on the 8:15 AM flight, which will land at 3:30 PM local time!”

 

1st Charter Flight
Landed at 1:05 PM

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
Currently in 1st Place

“Taxi!” shouted Kirby, standing at the taxi rank. “Here it is!”

Kirby and Jigglypuff hopped into a taxi.

“We need to make our way to Sunshine Shopping Complex!” said Kirby.

 

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 2nd Place

“To make us look extra cute, I bought these fluff suits that we could put on, that make us look extra cute!” said Bowser, in a girly voice.

“Taxi!” said Ganondorf, holding his hand up.

A taxi driven by a giant vulture holding a crowbar pulled up next to them.

“Take us to the Sunshine Shopping Complex!” said Ganondorf, hopping in.

Bowser hopped in.

“Don’t I just look so cute, that you have the sudden urge to drive faster?” asked Bowser, trying to look cute.

The vulture hit Bowser with his crowbar.

“Ow!” shouted Bowser.

Some more Saddle Club fans latched onto Bowser.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1” screamed Bowser.

“Wait,” said Saddle Club fan no. 1. “This isn’t a pony!”

“Oh no! The pony was horsenapped!” said Saddle Club fan no. 2.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Saddle Club fan no. 1?” said Saddle club fan no. 3.

“Yes,” said Saddle Club fan no. 1.

They rode off on ponies to buy some lovely, chocolate coated milkshakes, which were actually made of ham. Smelly ham.

 

Samus and Falcon
Currently in 3rd Place

Samus and Falcon walked out of the plane.

“TO MAKE THIS STORY MORE FUNNY, I WILL READ SOME WITTY QUOTES THAT I HAVE FOUND FROM THE INTERNET,” said a voice over the loudspeaker.

“WTF?” said Captain Falcon.

“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit!” announced the voice over the loudspeaker.

“These people here are freaks!” said Captain Falcon. “What could be worse?”

“I’M READING OPRAH MAG!” shouted a girl from a few metres away.

“Oh no! It couldn’t get any worse!” cried Falcon, “It couldn’t!”

“Hello, I’m Lindsay Lohan,” said Lindsay Lohan.

“AAAH!1” screamed Falcon.

 

Wtf Chicken
“Hoogiman, they should invent a ceremony where they credit bad writers, so you could be the star!”

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
Currently in 1st Place

“Okay, this is where we sell posters!” said Kirby, sitting down on a chair, with a table in front of him.

“Jig Iggly Ig, Ig, iggly jig ig puff jiggly-” said Jigglypuff. “It’s Lunch Hour, so that’s where the money is hanging! You make a distraction, and ol’ Jigglypuff will pick a few pock-”

“Jigs, we’re selling posters, not pick-pocketing,” said Kirby.

“Jig Ig,” said Jigglypuff. “Oh!”

 

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 2nd Place

“Hey look!” said Ganondorf. “There are the puffballs! Let’s try and beat them to selling those posters!”

 

Samus and Falcon
Currently in 3rd Place

“Please and try not to assault any innocent bystander when we’re doing this,” begged Falcon.

“Okay,” said Samus.

“I’ll just assault you!” thought Samus, mischievously.

Laugh track.

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff

“Hey! Who wants a signed poster of us cute puffballs?” asked Kirby, in a loud voice.

Some anime fan girls ran up to Kirby and Jigglypuff, commenting on how cute the puffballs were.

 

Bowser and Ganondorf

“Do you think there are any hardcore Cornerians that are fans of us villains?” asked Ganondorf.

 

Samus: 16 posters
Falcon: 13 posters

“Oh boy, I’m so glad to meet you!” said a male Samus fan, standing near the table, “Can you write a custom message?”

“Okay,” said Samus.

“Dear Chris… nice to meet you…” said the fan, dictating to Samus.

“Okay,” said Samus, as calmly as she could, writing it down.

“Love…”

“LOVE?!1” screamed Samus, kicking the male fan in the face with her muddy boot.

“OW!” screamed the fan, who grabbed the poster, and then lay on the ground, aching in pain. “I’ll never wash again!”

“People won’t like that body there,” said Falcon, “I mean, have you ever tried to endorse the environment in a good manner on this race?”

“Probably not,” replied Samus.

“Maybe you should care for the environment more,” said Falcon.

“Probably,” replied Samus, staring at the body.

“Yeah,” said Falcon, looking at the body.

 

Kirby: 15 posters
Jigglypuff: 7 posters

“Jig Iggly, Ig Puff Jig Buff!” said Jigglypuff, “We’ve got to attract more people.”

“I know!” said Kirby.

Kirby put on a red wig.

“Hi! I’m Roy! Here to sign posters!” said Kirby.

All of the Roy fangirls flocked to Kirby and Jigglypuff’s table.

“And when I’m done with the wig, you can have it!” said Kirby, “They won’t know the difference!”

 

Bowser: 10 posters
Ganondorf: 9 posters

“Dear Craig…” said a fan, dictating to Ganondorf.

Ganondorf wrote it down.

“Nice to meet you…” said the fan.

Ganondorf wrote it down.

“I hope you have a good life…”

Ganondorf wrote it down.

“And a very successful one at that…”

Ganondorf wrote it down, slightly annoyed.

“And I hope that you have a nice wife and family…”

Ganondorf wrote it down, slightly more annoyed.

“And I constantly think about you all the time…”

Ganondorf wrote it down, annoyed.

“And I-”

“SHUT UP!” screamed Ganondorf, punching the fan in the face. He then put a death curse on the fan which killed him.

Another fan walked up.

“Can I buy a poster of yours, Ganondorf?” asked the male fan.

“Okay,” said Ganondorf, handing over the poster, signing it.

“Thanks!” said the man, handing over the money.

The male fan reached into his pocket.

“Can you sign this?” asked the fan, holding out a piece of paper.

“Okay,” said Ganondorf, signing the piece of paper.

“Haha!” laughed the male fan, holding up the piece of paper. “You just signed a document that lets me sell you on Ebay! Hahaha! The law wins against evil! The law wins against evil!”

The male fan teased Ganondorf a bit more.

Ganondorf ripped the contract in half.

“Aww,” said the fan.

“The power of ripping up contracts wins over lawyers!” said Ganondorf, wittily.

Laugh track.

“Wait, how was that funny?” asked Bowser.

“Uh…” said Ganondorf, “Ad break…”

Some ads for real estate investment scams and novelty toilet seats came on.

 

2nd Charter Flight
Landed at 1:45 PM

 

Zelda and Donkey Kong
Currently in 4th Place

“Let’s go!” said Donkey Kong, running out of the plane.

“Taxi!” said Zelda, holding up her arm.

A taxi pulled up.

“Take us to the Sunshine Shopping Complex!” said Zelda.

 

Zelda
Interview after leg

“I never thought we were going to beat Fox and Roy to the finish, because all of the anime fangirls love Roy, and Fox is like the hero of Corneria, so there’s absolutely no chance,” said Zelda.

 

Fox and Roy
Currently in 5th Place

“I feel so at home!” said Fox, waving to a crowd of fans.

“Now I’m not just going to get anime fangirls,” said Roy, “I’m going to get anthropomorphic anime fangirls.”

 

Kirby: 29 posters
Jigglypuff: 15 posters

“Why are Samus and Falcon so popular around here?” said Kirby, “I guess they’re like, space heroes, but I mean, in Corneria?”

 

Samus: 50 posters
Captain Falcon: 48 posters

“Just two more to go,” said Falcon.

“We really appeal to the teenagers here,” said Samus, spotting some onlooking fans. “Maybe they see me as a role model!”

Samus saw a fly, fly onto her helmet, so she grabbed the fly, crushed it with her hand, put it under her boot and crushed it several times, pulled it in half (the debris), and then jumped on it several times, crushing it to a pulp.

“Yeah, a real role model,” said Captain Falcon, sarcastically, signing a poster.

“Okay,” said a worker, handing a clue over to Samus, “Here’s your next clue.”

“Thanks,” said Samus.

Samus ripped open the clue.

“Detour!” read Samus.

 

“Detour!” said Master Hand, “A detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons! In this detour: Rise or Fall!

“In Rise, teams must walk to the nearby, local rock climbing centre, and both climb up a fifty metre wall, where they will receive their next clue! The task is physically demanding, but any team that is strong and has good endurance can complete the task quickly!

“In Fall, teams must take the lift up to the top of ‘Sunshine Shopping Complex’, a twenty storey building! They must then attach themselves to a harness, and both jump across the top of the building, to the top of another building, 100 metres across! If one team member fails to make the distance, they will land on a padded mattress, and then will have to take the leap again! Once the two team members are across, they will receive their next clue!”

 

“Let’s do climbing!” said Captain Falcon.

 

Kirby: 50 posters
Jigglypuff: 18 posters

“Yay! Sign my poster Roy, please!” said an anime fangirl, hopefully, looking at Kirby.

“Uh… my fifty posters are done,” whispered Kirby to Jigglypuff underneath the table.

Kirby jumped under the table and gave the wig to Jigglypuff, who then climbed up and sat on the chair.

“Jig Ig!” said Jigglypuff. “Okay!”

“Why aren’t you talking English, Roy?” asked the fangirl.

“Jigs!” whispered Kirby from underneath the table, “You move your lips, I’ll do the talking!”

“Hi there, fellow fan!” said Kirby, from underneath the table.

“Hi Roy!” said the fangirl, “Can you write a custom message?”

“Uh…” said Kirby, from underneath the table.

“Jigs!” shouted Kirby, from underneath the table, “Just draw anything! She can’t tell!”

Jigglypuff drew a scribble.

“Yay! My own custom message!” said the Roy fangirl.

 

Class 4NH
“So,” said Mrs. Houston, turning of the projector, “What did we learn from A Smashy Amazing Race today?”

“Roy fangirls are stupid!” said a kid.

“Very good, Timmy,” said Mrs. Houston.

“But Mrs. Houston,” said a girl, putting up her hand, “I’m a fan of Roy!”

“Then you’re stupid!” said Mrs. Houston.

“YAY!” said the girl.

 

Bowser: 14 posters
Ganondorf: 16 posters

“How come Kirby and Jigglypuff are getting so many autographs?” asked Bowser.

“They’re pretending to be Roy!” said Ganondorf, angrily.

“I know!” said Bowser, passing Ganondorf a wig and putting one on himself.

“We’re Roy!” said Bowser, talking to a passing Roy fangirl.

“We’re not that stupid!” said the Roy fangirl, “Everyone knows that Roy is only one person, so one of you must be a fake!”

 

Samus and Falcon
Currently in 1st Place

“We’ve got to find a way to motivate us to climb up there quickly!” said Falcon, looking at the top of the rock climbing wall.

“I know,” said Samus, “If you’re not up there in ten seconds, I’ll kill you!”

“Hahaha,” laughed Falcon, “good one!”

“ONE!” said Samus, firmly.

Captain Falcon continued laughing.

“TWO!” shouted Samus.

Captain Falcon hesitated, realising that it might not be a joke.

“THREE!” shouted Samus.

Captain Falcon realised that it wasn’t a joke.

“FOUR!” shouted Samus.

Captain Falcon hurriedly clipped himself to his harness, and started climbing up the wall.

“FIVE!” shouted Samus.

Captain Falcon scampered up the wall.

“SIX!” shouted Samus.

Captain Falcon made it up to the top.

Samus shot Captain Falcon in the head.

“OW!” shouted Captain Falcon, “What was that for!”

“Fun,” said Samus.

“Oh,” said Falcon, “Very well then, a little bit of harmless violence is okay.”

Samus shot Falcon in the head again.

Captain Falcon made a nervous laugh.

Samus shot Falcon in the head again.

“AAH!” shouted Captain Falcon, dying, “AT LEAST THERE ISN’T ANY CONTINUITY BETWEEN SCENES!”

“Aww,” said a disappointed Samus.

 

Zelda and Donkey Kong
Currently in 4th Place

“Hey!” said Donkey Kong, “There’s the autograph signing table!”

“Okay,” said Zelda, running along.

 

Fox and Roy
Currently in 5th Place

Roy entered the building.

“YAY! ROY!” screamed all of the Roy fangirls.

The Roy fangirls looked at Jigglypuff.

“YAY! ROY!” screamed all of the Roy fangirls.

The Roy fangirls looked at Roy.

“YAY! ROY!” screamed all of the Roy fangirls.

The Roy fangirls looked at Jigglypuff.

“YAY! ROY!” screamed all of the Roy fangirls.

etc.

 

Kirby: 50 posters
Jigglypuff: 49 posters

“Jig Ig!” said Jigglypuff, signing a poster. “Last one!”

A worker handed Kirby the clue.

Kirby ripped the clue open.

“Detour!” read Kirby, “Rise or Fall?”

Jigglypuff read the clue.

“Ig Jiggly!” said Jigglypuff. “Fall!”

 

Samus and Falcon
Currently in 1st Place

“Okay!” said a worker, handing over a clue to Samus.

Samus ripped open the clue.

“You must now make your way to Corneria Spaceship Depot,” read Samus.

 

“Teams must now make their way to Corneria Spaceship Depot, where all of the Star Fox team ships are kept! Once there, they must search for their next clue!”

 

3rd Charter Flight
Landed at 2:45 PM

 

Ness and Yoshi
Currently in 6th Place

“Come on, Yoshi, let’s go!” said Ness.

 

Young Link and Popo
Currently in 7th Place

“Come on, Young Link!” said Popo.

“What happened to Mario and Peach?” asked Young Link.

“They were detained by customs!” said Popo.

 

Mario and Peach
Currently in 8th Place

“Why are-a we being detained?” asked Mario.

“I’m sorry,” said a worker, “You are being detained because you have material too stupid to enter this country.”

Mario said angrily, “What-a stupid material?”

The worker pointed at Peach.

“Oh-a,” said Mario.

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
Currently in 2nd Place

“I know how we should do it this time!” said Kirby. “Hop onto my back!”

Jigglypuff jumped on.

Kirby puffed up, and then jumped into the air, constantly puffing up again to keep at the same height.

They landed on the target building.

“Phew!” said a puffed Kirby.

A worker handed Kirby the next clue.

“You must now make your way to Corneria Spaceship Depot,” read Kirby, “Once there, you must search for your next clue!”

 

Bowser: 30 posters
Ganondorf: 28 posters

“This is going so slow,” said Bowser.

“Yeah,” replied Ganondorf.

“We’ve been here for over an hour, because Fox and Roy and Zelda and DK were an hour behind us!”

 

Zelda: 18 posters
DK: 11 posters

“Look at Fox and Roy, they’re almost done!” said Zelda. “The locals, like, love them, Fox and Roy are like their idols!”

 

Fox: 48 posters
Roy: 50 posters

“Whoa, the locals really love us,” said Fox, signing a poster, “There’s like a line of hundreds just to buy our poster!”

Fox signed another poster.

“Hey, we’re done!” said Fox, taking the clue, “Cool!”

“Detour!” read Fox. “Rise or Fall?”

“Rise!” said Roy.

 

 4th Charter Flight
Landed at 3:10 PM

 

Link and Marth
Currently in Last Place

“Our flight landed 20 minutes early,” said Link, “So we’re really happy with that, we can still catch up to the others!”

 

Corneria Spaceship Depot

 

Samus and Falcon
Currently in 1st Place

“Here’s the clue!” said Samus, pointing to the clue box.

Falcon reached inside, and took the clue.

“Road Block!” said Falcon. “Who’s ready to have a flying time?”

 

“Road Block!” said Master Hand, “A road block is a task that only one person can perform! In this road block, that team member must get into a spaceship, search this 2km by 2km square for their next clue. What they don’t know is, that their next clue contains jumbled words, and they must work out the pit stop location in the clue!”

 

“I’ll do it,” said Samus.

“Okay, you’re pretty good at flying ships,” said Falcon.

“’k,” said Samus.

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
Currently in 2nd Place

“I hope our cabby knows where we’re going,” said Kirby.

“Jig Iggly,” said Jigglypuff, looking out of the taxi, “We seem to have been travelling for ages.”

 

Sunshine Shopping Complex

 

Fox and Roy
Currently in 3rd Place

“Wow, there’s still heaps to go,” said Fox, looking up.

“Would you be angry at me if I told you I’d never rock climbed before?” asked Roy.

“Should we give up, and try a hundred-metre jump?” asked Fox.

“It’s going to take a while to descend,” said Roy, clamping onto a rock.

 

Bowser: 43 posters
Ganondorf: 41 posters

“I can’t believe it,” said Bowser, “We’ve been passed by Zelda and Donkey Kong, who came an hour after us! How is this happening?”

 

Zelda: 50 posters
DK: 48 posters

“Just two more, Zel,” said DK.

A photographer walked up to Zelda and DK.

“Can I have a shot of you two in a romantic pose?” asked the photographer.

“Uh… uh… okay…” said Donkey Kong, nervously.

“Heh… okay…” said Zelda, shyly.

Zelda and Donkey Kong posed with their faces close together.

“Thanks!” said the photographer, taking a picture.

“So…” said Donkey Kong, nervously, “How’s stuff?”

“Oh no!” thought Zelda, “Donkey Kong can’t think of anything to say! He must not be interested in me!”

Zelda cried.

“Oh no! I’ve upset her!” thought Donkey Kong, “She’s crying because she doesn’t want to be with me!”

Donkey Kong cried.

 

Ness and Yoshi
Currently in 6th Place

“Hup Yoshi!” said Yoshi, “Here’s the complex!”

“Do you think anyone will want to buy a poster from us?”

 

Young Link and Popo
Currently in 7th Place

“Here’s the shopping complex,” said Popo.

“Hey, to put off Mario and Peach-” said Young Link.

“Stop it, Young Link!” said Popo, angrily. “None of your evil schemes work!”

“Oh yeah?” asked Young Link. “Then will this slingshot work if you’re right?”

Young Link aimed the slingshot at Popo, but it missed, deflected off a wall and hit the visiting queen in the eye, killing her.

“You killed the queen!” said the mall security man.

“Uh…” said Young Link.

Young Link got some black paint, and splashed it over the security guy’s glasses.

“What a co-incidence, I just went blind,” said the security man, “I guess I’ll drop all charges!”

 

Mario and Peach
Currently in 8th Place

“I still can’t-a believe that we were-a held up in customs!” said Mario, sitting in a taxi, “Now Link and Marth are only ten minutes behind us!”

 

Link and Marth
Currently in Last Place

“I would be so grateful right now if I found out a team was held up at the airport, or in traffic,” said Marth, sitting in a taxi.

 

Corneria Spaceship Depot
3:30 PM

 

Samus and Falcon
Currently in 1st Place

“There’s a clue!” said Samus to herself, landing the spaceship.

Samus got up, and then took the clue that was lying in the ground.

Samus opened the clue.

“You must now make your way to: Thimble or Load…” read Samus. “WHAT?”

Samus looked at the bottom of the clue.

“Agar Man,” read Samus.

Samus thought about that.

“That’s an anagram for anagram!” said Samus. “So Thimble or Load is an anagram for a place!”

Samus, confused, walked back into her ship.

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
Currently in 2nd Place

“Road Block!” said Kirby, reading a clue. “Who’s ready to have a flying time?”

“Jig Iggly Ig!” said Jigglypuff, “I can’t fly, you’ll have to do it!”

 

Samus and Falcon
Currently in 1st Place

Samus looked at Kirby, just about to go into his spaceship.

“Shh…” said Samus, walking up to Falcon. “The clue is an anagram! Can you work this out?”

Falcon looked at the clue.

“Try and find an internet cafe, and go onto an anagram encoding site,” said Falcon.

 

Sunshine Shopping Complex

 

Fox and Roy
Currently in 3rd Place

Fox jumped off the tall building, and remained in the air for about ten seconds. He landed awkwardly, right next to Roy on the target building.

“Yes! We did it!” said Fox.

Roy got passed the clue, and opened it.

“You must now make your way to Corneria Spaceship Depot,” read Roy.

 

Zelda and DK
Currently in 4th Place

“Come on, Zelda!” said Donkey Kong, at the top of the rock climbing wall, looking down on Zelda. “Only ten more metres!”

 

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 5th Place

“Finally!” said Ganondorf, signing the last poster, “We’re done!”

Ganondorf opened the clue. “Detour! Rise or fall?”

“Rise!” said Bowser.

 

Ness: 33 posters
Yoshi: 42 posters

“I think we’re just going faster than Young Link and Popo,” said Ness.

 

Young Link: 22 posters
Popo: 15 posters

“Why are they selling more posters than us?” said Young Link, angrily.

“It’s because they have their own games, we don’t! We share games!” replied Popo.

“It’s all your fault! You don’t star in a game!” said Young Link.

“Neither do you!”

“Shut up.”

 

Mario and Peach
Currently in 8th Place

“Finally!” said Mario, “We’re here! Hurry Peach!”

Mario and Peach ran into the shopping complex.

 

Link and Marth
Currently in Last Place

“Hey, that’s Mario and Peach in front of us!” said Link, pointing.

“I think we can do it, we could be more popular than them!” said Marth.

 

Samus and Falcon
Currently in 1st Place

“Lombardi Hotel!” said Captain Falcon, typing on a computer.

“Yes, that’s like a big hotel around here,” said Samus.

 

“The correct location of their clue is, Lombardi Hotel,” said Master Hand, “Which will be the pit stop for this leg of the race!”

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff
Currently in 2nd Place

“What does this clue mean?” asked Kirby.

Jigglypuff sneezed, ripping apart the piece of paper, and somehow managing to sort them out in the order of, ‘Lombardi Hotel’.

In a comedic fashion.

Like the cartoons.

So you find that funny.

You’re an awful audience, you know that?

 

Samus and Falcon
“Taxi!” said Samus, holding up her hand.

The taxi pulled up.

“Lombardi hotel!” said Samus.

 

Kirby and Jigglypuff

“Taxi!” said Kirby, holding up his hand.

A taxi drove onto the curb.

“Lombardi hotel!” said Kirby, “And Fast!”

 

Pit Stop

Master Hand waited on the map. Both teams sprinted in, trying to nudge each other out of the way to get to the pit stop first. Samus stomped on Jigglypuff, Kirby inhaled Falcon. Kirby, Samus and Jigglypuff looked at Master Hand right in front of them. Kirby spat out Captain Falcon, and tried to assist Jigglypuff up, but Falcon kicked Kirby against the wall, and ran with Samus to the pit stop.

“Samus and Falcon, you are team number one!” said Master Hand. “And you’ve won a free romantic-”

“Woo!” said Falcon.

Samus punched both in the groin.

“Samus, you’ve won a trip by yourself to sunny Dreamland!” said Master Hand.

“Woo!” said Samus.

“Come on in, Kirby and Jigglypuff!” said Master Hand.

Kirby and Jigglypuff stumbled onto the mat.

“Kirby and Jigglypuff, you are team number two!” said Master Hand.

“Yay!” said Kirby.

 

4:00
Corneria Spaceship Depot

 

Fox and Roy
Currently in 3rd Place

“I’ll fly the ship,” said Fox, “I’m the one that’s a local here.”

 

Zelda and Donkey Kong
Currently in 4th Place

“I’ll do it!” said Donkey Kong.

“You better hurry, we’ve got to beat Fox and Roy!”

 

Sunshine Shopping Complex

 

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 5th Place

Bowser climbed to the top of the wall.

“Okay!” said Ganondorf happily, taking the clue.

“You must now make your way to the Corneria spaceship depot!”

 

Ness and Yoshi
Currently in 6th Place

“Yes!” said Ness, taking the clue. “Thanks guys!”

Yoshi opened the clue.

“Yoshi yoshi, up yoshi, herr yoshi yoshi!” said Yoshi. “Detour! Rise or fall?”

“Rise!” said Ness.

 

Young Link: 44 posters
Popo: 50 posters

“Okay,” said Popo, “I think we’re still beating the uncos and the swordsmen, so we should just be fine.”

 

Link: 41 posters
Marth: 50 posters

“We’re catching back!” said Link, “We’re really popular around here!”

 

Mario: 50 posters
Peach: 0 posters

“Why aren’t we selling any posters for me?” cried Peach.

“Because-a you haven’t signed any!” said Mario, angrily.

“Oh,” said Peach.

 

4:30
Corneria Spaceship Depot

 

Fox and Roy
Currently in 3rd Place

“You must now make your way to: Thimble or Load…” read Fox. “Huh?”

Fox looked at the bottom of the clue.

“Agar Man,” read Fox. “What does that mean?”

 

Zelda and Donkey Kong
Currently in 4th Place

“Thimble or Load? What does that mean?” said Donkey Kong, showing the clue to Zelda.

“I don’t know!” said Zelda.

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 5th Place

“I’ll fly the spaceship,” said Bowser.

 

Ness and Yoshi
Currently in 6th Place

“There’s the depot!” said Ness, pointing out from the taxi.

Yoshi and Ness got out of the taxi.

“Can you stay here?” asked Ness. “Thanks!”

 

Young Link and Popo
Currently in 7th Place

“There’s Link and Marth in a few taxis behind us,” said Young Link, pointing out of the taxi, “And there’s Peach and Mario a few behind them! It’s really close!”

 

Fox and Roy
Currently in 3rd Place

“You reckon it’s an anagram?” asked Fox.

“Well,” said Roy, “Agar man is an anagram of anagram.”

“I guess,” said Fox.

“Do you know any hotels around here that are jumbled up like that?” asked Roy.

“I’ve got it!” said Fox, “Take out the ‘hotel’, and that leaves ‘Lombardi!’”

“Lombardi Hotel!” said Roy. “Falco’s hotel!”

 

Zelda and Donkey Kong
Currently in 4th Place

“Did you hear that?” asked Zelda.

“Yeah, Lombardi Hotel,” said DK.

“Let’s try and beat them!” said Zelda.

 

Pit Stop
Master Hand stood, waiting for a new team to approach.

Fox and Roy ran in, and stood on the universe map.

“Fox and Roy,” said Master Hand, “You are team number two!”

“Yeah!” said Fox.

Zelda and Donkey Kong ran in a few minutes later.

“Zelda and Donkey Kong, you are team number four!”

“Yes!” said Donkey Kong.

 

Ness
Road
Block

“Thimble or Load…” said Ness. “Agar Man!”

Ness thought about that for a few seconds.

“Agar man is separate,” said Ness, “So Thimble and Load is an anagram of… Lombardi Hotel!”

Ness got back into his spaceship, and flew back to the main building of the spaceship depot.

Ness and Yoshi ran out, and got into their taxi.

 

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 6th Place

“What does that mean? Ness and Yoshi figured it out!” said Bowser.

“Follow them!” said Ganondorf.

“Okay,” said Bowser, flagging down a taxi.

 

Popo
Road
Block

“I have my laptop with me,” said Popo, “So I’m going to work this out by going onto an anagram site, because I think it is an anagram location.”

 

Link
Road Block

“I have absolutely no idea how to fly a spaceship,” said Link, sitting in his spaceship. “I hope we don’t get eliminated because of this.”

 

Mario
Road
Block

“Thimble or load…” read Mario. “What-a does that mean?”

 

Ness and Yoshi
Currently in 5th Place

Ness and Yoshi stepped onto the world map.

“Ness and Yoshi,” said Master Hand, “You are team number five!”

“One better,” said Ness, “This time our brains helped us get in front!”

 

Bowser and Ganondorf
Currently in 6th Place

“This hasn’t been our leg,” said Bowser, getting out of the taxi, “We’ve gone from first, to like, sixth, and that’s not a good position to be in after winning a leg.”

Bowser and Ganondorf walked into the hotel, and stepped on the world map.

“Bowser and Ganondorf, you are team number six!” said Master Hand.

 

Young Link and Popo
Currently in 7th Place

Popo ran up to Young Link.

“We have to go to Lombardi Hotel!” said Popo.

“Come on, we’ve got to beat those losers!” said Young Link.

 

Mario and Peach

“Hurry, Mario!” said Peach, seeing Mario run in.

“The code-a is encrypted!” said Mario. “We’ve got to beat the swordsmen to the finish!”

 

Link and Marth

“I have no idea what this clue means,” said Link, showing the clue to Marth.

 

Mario and Peach

“It could-a be an anagram!” said Mario.

 

Link and Marth

“It’s an anagram of something!” said Link.

 

Mario and Peach

“Something… hotel…” said Mario.

 

Young Link and Popo
Currently in 7th Place

“Young Link and Popo… you are team number seven!”

 

Link and Marth

“I’ve got it!” said Link. “Lombardi Hotel!”

“Don’t tell them!”

 

Mario and Peach

“They’ve got it!” said Peach.

“Oh no-a,” said Mario. “We’re gone!”

 

Link and Marth

“Taxi!” said Link, flagging a taxi down.

 

Mario and Peach

“We’ve got to follow them!” said Mario, running out of the centre, with Peach.

“I’ve got it!” said Mario. “Lombardi Hotel!”

 

Pit Stop

Master Hand waited.

Mario and Peach ran in.

Master Hand looked surprised.

“Mario and Peach, you are team number eight!”

Link and Marth walked in.

“Link and Marth… you are the last team to arrive,” said Master Hand. “And I’m sorry to tell you, you have been eliminated from the race.”

 

Link and Marth

“At least we had fun, got to see the world, got to appreciate our fans…” said Link.

“Yeah,” said Marth.

 

Finish Times:

Samus and Falcon: 3:42 PM
Kirby and Jigglypuff: 3:43 PM
Fox and Roy: 4:45 PM
Zelda and Donkey Kong: 4:47 PM
Ness and Yoshi: 5:10 PM
Bowser and Ganondorf: 5:15 PM
Young Link and Popo: 5:30 PM
Mario and Peach: 5:40 PM

Link and Marth: 5:42 PM- ELIMINATED

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